How often do you think to yourself: Why oh why doesn't my spouse look like Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba?

I won't tell.How often do you think to yourself: Why oh why doesn't my spouse look like Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba?
With the lights off and with my eyes tightly shut, my wife does look like Jessica.How often do you think to yourself: Why oh why doesn't my spouse look like Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba?
Funny you should ask... While my friend's wife imagines he looks like Johnny Depp while she's ******* him, I only get to imagine ******* him.
Me, even though I'm not married. :D I luv Johnny Depp.
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